Therapy today: I need anesthetic

I’m bingeing on chocolate digestives. I know I’m going to keep going until they are gone. It used to be alcohol in this scenario. The biscuits are safer, and delicious, but less delicious than vodka. And they make me fat. Vodka never did that. But they have the same quality in that for the time…

Narnia was disappointing

I always wanted to meet Aslan. Reading the Chronicles of Narnia as a child, I would fall asleep every night dreaming of being cuddled up next to the mighty lion. I was too young to know about the Jesus imagery. The one time I tried to celebrate new year’s eve it was so bad it wasn’t even ironically…